Sunday, December 18, 2016

#101 Pump it up!

Ben and Alludra are pumped! Or something like that!!

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Next week's Team Building: Service with a smile!

Boss Battles
Stitches Jr. Jr. (He’s just like Stitches Jr., but more Junior!)

  • Cleave - Stitches Jr. Jr. will recklessly attack your enemies, dealing undead damage, split evenly amongst your team.
  • Enrage - His damage is increased by 100% and damage taken will be increased by 50%
  • Infected Claw - Stitches Jr. Jr. will tear at your pet, dealing undead damage.

Zone spotlight - Trade Skills
Alchemy - Ridgeback Piglet, Thaumaturgical Piglet, and Transmutant - to obtain the recipe Transmutation Meat to Pets just keep doing your Wild Transmutation each day and eventually you will be graced with the recipe.

Archaeology - Wyrmy Tunkins - This is a reward from the Archaeology bi-weekly quest.  Good luck...

Enchanting - Enchanted Cauldron, Enchanted Pen, Enchanted Torch - For the Enchanted Caldron and Torch recipes a quest will unlock when you reach level 106 that will give you access to Tigrid the Charmer in Stormheim.  For the Enchanted Pen the recipe unlocks after a short questline starting with An Enchanting home, given by Enchanter Nalthanis in Dalaran once you reach level 106.

Engineering -  Trigger - To obtain the Trigger recipe, Engineers must progress through the Engineering quest chain.  Once you are 108 the quest Trigger Happy will become available.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

#100 Our Centennial

It's our 100th episode so we took a trip down memory lane!!

Because party!!

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Special thanks to all of you! Thanks for being so wonderful!!

Monday, November 14, 2016

#99 Ben Caught the Con Plauge

Ben caught the con plage. Poor guy. v.v

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Next week's Team Building: Fearful Shouting

Boss Battles
Fight Night: Rats!
Splint Jr.  It’s a rat!

  • Scratch - Splint Jr. will scratch your pet, dealing critter damage.
  • Poison Fang - This ability will instantly deal beast damage to your pet and also poisons the target for additional elemental damage per round for five rounds.
  • Stampede - Splint Jr. will start a stampede, causing critter damage. When your pet is hit by the stampede, it will take double damage for 2 rounds. Stampede continues for 3 rounds.

Zone spotlight - Suramar
Available through pet battle: Coastal Sandpiper, Crystalline Broodling, Thornclaw Broodling, and the Vicious Broodling

Available through questing: Lurking Owl Kitten from the quest “You’ve Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow”  and the Untethered Wyrmling from the quest “Balance to Spare”

Available through drops: Benax which drops from Anax, and the Eye of Inquisition which drops off of the Felsoul Inquisitor.

Available through Gold: Extinguished Eye from First Arcanist Thalyssra when you are revered with The Nightfallen for 500 gold plus faction discounts.

Available in treasure chests in the Withered Army Training Scenario is the Leyline Broodling a hotfix fixed the door so you can probably get in there now! Maybe. We hope. 

Sunday, October 30, 2016

#98 Bear Wall

Alludra and Ben discuss bear walls somwhere in here. We promise. I's the name of the show!

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REMEMBER KIDS! Get in your points by Blizzcon! 2016 contest ends November 5th at 5pm Pacific.

Boss Battles
Fight Night: Sir Galveston a knight in Dalaran, looking for a fight
Sir Murkeston (he’s a murkimus!)

  • Blessed Hammer - Deadly hammers with go spinning outwards from Sir Murkeston dealing Magic damage.
  • Falling Murloc - Sir Murkeston will attempt to teleport above your pet, then land directly on them dealing humanoid damage.  This fall will stun him, though.
  • Righteous Inspiration - This magical ability will swap Sir Murkeston out with another pet.  That pet will have double speed and damage for 1 round.  If all of Sir Galveston’s pets are dead, then Sir Murkeston can inspire himself.

Coach - a vulture with a doll on its back

  • Thrash - Coach will wildly flail at your pet, hitting them 1 to 2 times, dealing beast damage.  If Coach attacks first, then it will hit your pet an additional time.
  • Adrenaline Rush - Adrenaline Rush deals critter damage and also increases Coach’s speed by 75% for 3 rounds.
  • Lift-Off - Coach will fly up high and become unattackable for a round.  On the next round, he will swoop down and attack, dealing flying damage.

Greatest Foe - a black dragon whelpling

  • Breath - Your pet will be overwhelmed with draconic breath and take dragonkin damage.
  • Healing Flame - This dragonkin ability will heal Greatest Foe for a nice chunk of health plus an addition amount that is half of the last hit that was taken.
  • Darkflame - Darkflames will engulf your pet dealing elemental damage, plus your pet will receive 50% less healing for 2 rounds.

Zone spotlight
Albatross Chick, Black-Footed Fox Kit, Golden Eaglet, Long-Eared Owl, Mist Fox Kit, Rose Taipan, Slithering Brownscale, Stormstruck Beaver Tiny Apparition. These last two may require some camping and work on your part so beware!!!

Purchasable pets are the stormborne Val’kyr when you are revered with the valarjar and is 500g

Drops from mobs: 
Bleakwater Jelly - drops from Soulthirster in Helheim
Stormborne Whelpling - drops from Stormwing Matriach in Stormheim

Next team building: Sensible Chuckle! 

Thursday, October 13, 2016

#97 Going the Same Direction

Alludra and Ben agree on the one thing they never thought they would! Gasp!

Arrows! What do they  mean! (image from shutterstock) 

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Sunday, October 2, 2016

#96 Alludra Mathing for You

Alludra maths for you! And it's Ben approved!

DPS math never dies! It just gets outdated (borrowed from google!) 

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Friday, September 16, 2016

#95 Stumpers is Best Corgi

Stumpers: Legion's new hot button corgi.

The hero we all need! (Pic from reddit)

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Boss battles
Fight Night: Amalia: found in Dalaran!

Foof: Brown, white, and black Corgi

  • Buried Treasure: Foof will dig up a bone, healing himself up to 25%.
  • Dreadful Breath: Dreadful Breath channels a dreadful toxic breath which deals humanoid damage split across the enemy team.  This will deal damage if the weather is Cleansing Rain.
  • Howl:Foof howls in the distance… somehow...which will frighten your pet, increasing the damage they take on the next attack by 100%.

Stumpers:a black and white Corgi that looks like Cornelius.

  • Cute Face:Stumpers will look at you with his most adorable face, increasing his chance to dodge an attack by 25%
  • Superbark:This ability is a bark of incredible power, dealing beast damage.  The good news is that it cannot bring your pet lower than 1 health.
  • Tongue Lash: Stumpers licks your pet 1 to 2 times dealing critter damage with each hit.  He will lick you an additional time if he attacks first.

Lil’ Sizzle: an adorable Molten Corgi

  • Bark:Deals beast damage and reduces the target’s next attack by 25%. It lasts 1 round.
  • Inferno Herding:Lil’ Sizzle deals elemental damage and forces your lowest health pet to swap into battle.
  • Puppies of the Flame: Lil’ Sizzle will look adorable and become unattackable for 2 rounds. During this time, Puppies of the Flame attack your pet, dealing elemental damage each round.

Zone spotlight - Azsuna
Albatross Chick, Coastal Sandpiper, Court Scribe, Eldritch Manafiend, Emmigosa, Erudite Manafiend, Felspider, Fledgling Kingfeather, Fledgling Oliveback, Fledgling Warden Owl, Garden Frog, Juvenile Scuttleback, Olivetail Hare, and the Slithering Brownscale

Through battle you are able to obtain the Albatross Chick, Coastal Sandpiper, Eldritch Manafiend, Erudite Manafiend, Felspider, Fledgling Kingfeather, Fledgling Oliveback, Garden Frog, Juvenile Scuttleback, Olivetail Hare, and the Slithering Brownscale

The Court Scribe is available for purchase from the Court of Farondis for 500 gold once you are revered and the Fledgling Warden Owl can be bought from the Wardens when you are revered with them, also for 500 gold.

And last but definitely not least, you are able to learn Emmigosa from the quest, “On the Brink.”

Next week's team building: Consequential Bolt

Sunday, September 4, 2016

#94 Legion

The expansion has launched! This is not a drill!

Ben is teaching Pandaren kids the ways of the pet battles. 

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Boss Battles
Shipwrecked Captive which you summon by using the toy Sternfathom’s Pet Journal, a toy that you find in Azsuna.  You are able to to complete this quest once a week.
  • Claw - Scuttles will claw your pet dealing beast damage.
  • Dive - Scuttles will submerge, becoming unattackable for one round.  On the next round it will attack you, dealing aquatic damage.
  • Spiny Carapace - This ability protects Scuttles for 5 rounds by dealing damage to your pet each time it takes damage.  If Scuttles uses Spiny Carapace again while it’s currently active, it will triple its effectiveness for one round.
Klazor the Destroyer
  • Burrow - Klazor burrows under the ground becoming unattackable for one round.  On the next round it will attack you, dealing beast damage.
  • Dodge - This humanoid ability increases Klazor’s dodge attack by 100%
  • Scratch - Klazor scratches your pet for critter damage.
  • Carpnado - A frenzy of furious fish is summoned to attack your pets.  Aquatic damage is split evenly among your team.
  • Infected Claw - Clamps tears at your pet with plagued claws dealing undead damage.
  • Shell Shield - This beast ability reduced damage from each attack against Clamps.  It lasts 5 rounds.

Zone Spotlight: Dalaran

From vendors:
In the Petshop:
Breanni- Obsidian Hatchling (40g), Nursery Spider (160g), Albino snake (40g), Calico cat (40g)

Giada Goldleash and Lio the lioness are also in Dalaran in case you missed a pet from your garrison! They are selling all the old favorites such as the Bloodthorn hatchling (50PC), Dusty Sporewing (50 PC), Glowing Sporebat (100 PC), Lost Neatherpup 200 PC) 

Draemus- Fel piglet (200 pet charms), Alarm o bot (200 PC), Nightwatch Swooper (100 PC), Autumnal Sproutling (100 PC), Plump Jelly (50 PC), River Calf (50 PC) 

In the underbelly:
Laura Malley - Sewer-Pipe Jelly (for 250 Sightless Eyes)

On a floating island outside of Dalaran and Margoss’s Retreat: Sting Ray Pup - requires Good friend rep with Conjurer Margoss and costs 50 Drowned Mana.

From Pet Battles: Blind Rat, Young Mutant Warturtle, and the Dust Bunny.  As we’ve said before you need to click the rug in the barber shop to get the buff that lets you see the dust bunnies around Dalaran.

Not sure if Nethaera is floating around as we have yet to see her brilliantly lit candle, we are not crazy enough to try and fish up another giant sewer rat just yet so the jury is still out there, and the vendor that sold the grinning skull is now missing! We believe he was a victim of all the pvp in the area. 

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

#93 Our friend the Wood

Alludra and Ben discuss how trees can be people too!

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Next week's team building: Serious Rainbow

Boss Battles:

Felsworn Sentry (26, 31)  spawned with a  white rat and a grey bloodbeak

  • Fel Corruption - This ability calls forth a wave of fel power dealing elemental damage to all of your pets and empowering the Felsworn Sentry back line pets increasing damage dealt and reducing their damage taken by 50% for 10 rounds.
  • Fel Immolate - This will deal elemental damage instantly.  Your pet will burn for additional elemental damage for 4 rounds.
  • Repair - The Felsworn Sentry enters repair mode, performing no actions for two rounds, then repairs itself.

Addon Spotlight: Daily Tamer Check

Saturday, August 6, 2016

#92 No one gets a panda!

Ben gets angry at Alludra for having a special pet!

The rest coming soon! 

Sunday, July 24, 2016

#91 For the Horde(rs)

Alludra and Ben are buried under patch changes!

Still couldn't squeeze in that mailbox, eh guys?

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Next week's Team Building: Cute Garden

Boss Battles:

Chaos Pup: It’s a fel pup! Spawned with a white Bloodbeak and a white Cerulean Moth
Fel Corruption - This ability calls forth a wave of fel power dealing elemental damage to all of your pets and empowering the Chaos Pup’s back line pets increasing damage dealt and reducing their damage taken by 50% for 10 rounds.
Howl - A distant howl will frighten your pet, increasing the damage they receive on the next attack by 100%.  This debuff does only last 2 rounds but very well might be 1 because of the recent changes to abilities.
Bite - The Chaos Pup will bite your pet dealing beast damage. Cuz teeth. That’s why.

Monday, July 11, 2016

#90 Get your own gnoll

Alludra and Ben do not share. Like ever. No not really but it's still funny.

This episode brought to you by the letter G.

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Next Show's pet spotlight: Swanky Sock

Boss battles

Cursed Spirit  It looks like a green Lost of Lordaeron, is located at 31, 38 in Tanaan and spawned with a grey Tree Python and a green Violet Firefly

  • Fel Corruption - This ability calls forth a wave of fel power dealing elemental damage to all of your pets and empowering Cursed Spirit’s back line pets increasing damage dealt and reducing their damage taken by 50% for 10 rounds.
  • Ghostly Bite - The Cursed Spirit will bite your pet, dealing undead damage, and stunning it for 1 round.
  • Death Coil - This undead ability deals undead damage and will heal the Cursed Spirit for 50% or the damage dealt.

Addon spotlight: Pet Battle Pokemon Mod

Sunday, June 26, 2016

#89 Going off the Rails

We promise the show had a plan...once.

Thanks wow wiki for having a pic that is wayyy too perfect!

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

#88 Tacos

mmmmmmmmmm Tacos!

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(Alludra sick will be updated later!)

Monday, May 30, 2016

#87 Ribbit

Alludra and Ben get silly. Really. That's our show. What?

I forgot how scary vanilla frogs are! Look into its eyes!!

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Next week's team building: Soggy Closet

Boss Battles:

Mirecroak (at 42, 71 in Tanaan) It’s a frog! Spawned with a grey Cerulean Moth and a green Waterfly

  • Fel Corruption - This ability calls forth a wave of fel power dealing elemental damage to all of your pets and empowering Mirecroak’s back line pets increasing damage dealt and reducing their damage taken by 50% for 10 rounds.
  • Acid Rain - Mirecroak will poison the clouds above with acid, dealing aquatic damage to your entire team. The acid then quickly disperses and changes the weather to cleansing rain.  During cleansing rain, the hostile damage over time effects is reduced by 1 round and aquatic abilities deal more damage.
  • Frog Kiss - Frog Kiss will deal aquatic damage and has a 25% chance to transform your pet into a frog for 1 round.  Damage will increase each time Mirecroak uses this ability.

Addon Spotlight: Pet Market

Saturday, May 14, 2016

#86 Darrrrrk Gaaaaazer

Alludra and Ben sing a bit and argue if this song works!

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Next week's team building: Important Debt

Boss Battles:

Dark Gazer (Looks like Willy!) 54, 29 in Tanaan spawned with a green Bloodbeak and a white rat

  • Fel Corruption - This ability calls forth a wave of fel power dealing elemental damage to all of your pets and empowering Dark Gazer’s back line pets increasing damage dealt and reducing their damage taken by 50% for 10 rounds
  • Interrupting Gaze - This deals magic damage. This ability will also interrupt your pet’s round if Dark Gazer goes first.
  • Focused Beams - Focused beam will blast your pet with a beam of arcane power dealing magical damage.  Damage increases each time it is used.

Addon Spotlight: Battle Pet Count

Sunday, May 1, 2016

#85 I am an Adult

Alludra and Ben are adults! Don't worry, we don't believe it either!

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Next show's Team building: Obscene Circus

Boss Battles:

Vile Blood of Draenor (pile of snot at 44, 45 in Tanaan) spawned with a grey cerulean Moth, and a blue Fen Crab
  • Fel Corruption - This ability calls forth a wave of fel power dealing elemental damage to all of your pets and empowering Vile Blood of Draenor’s back line pets increasing damage dealt and reducing their damage taken by 50% for 10 rounds.
  • Creeping Ooze - This ability will cover your pet in a poisonous ooze which deals aquatic damage plus a little more damage each round.  This lasts for 3 rounds.
  • Ooze Touch - The Vile Blood of Draenor will ooze onto your pet dealing magical damage.
Recommended Mechanical Pandaren Dragonling and other dragons with high avoidance.

Addon Spotlight: Rematch

Friday, April 15, 2016

#84 Twitter Dreams and Mark Hamill Wishes

Birthday bonanza on this week's show! We also have a new segment, AND we discuss what really is and isn't a parsec.
Sadly the SS8 is less cute then his cousin BB8

Next week's Team Building: Juicy Selfie

Boss Battles:

Dreadwalker (It’s a robot at 47, 52 Tanaan Jungle) spawned with a white Violet Firefly and a green Rat
  • Fel Corruption - This ability calls forth a wave of fel power dealing elemental damage to all of your pets and empowering Dreadwalker’s back line pets increasing damage dealt and reducing their damage taken by 50% for 10 rounds.
  • Sticky Grenade - Dreadwalker will throw a sticky grenade at your pet.  After 3 rounds, the grenade detonates dealing mechanical damage.  This damage cannot be dodged, blocked, or avoided.  Luckily, only one of your pets can be affected by one sticky grenade at a time.
  • Haywire - Dreadwalker will go haywire dealing mechanical damage.  Haywire continues for 2 rounds.

Addon Spotlight: Auto safari hat 

Saturday, April 2, 2016

#83 Rife with secret technical difficulties

Alludra and Ben have secret technical difficulties, discuss all the fun of noblegarden, and of course pick on each other.

Ninja tech support here to help!

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Next show's Team building: Gifted Development

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

#82 Howl Cluck

Alludra and Ben make more room for more deamons! Build silly Kephas based teams and then in general goof off.

Next week's team building: Howling Lore

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Saturday, March 5, 2016

#81 We should have a bumper for that!

Alludra and Ben discuss changes that are no longer coming to pet battles, how we really should have more bumpers and various pet shenantigans.

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Next team building: Puzzled Cuddles

Saturday, February 20, 2016

#80 Toxic Wasteling Invasion

Alludra and Ben discuss what else is in the air, because it's not just love! Now with new added ranty bits!!

Warcraft forum thread

Next Team building: Crooked Malady

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Saturday, January 30, 2016

#79 Cashew, Killer of Bunnies

The alpha is up, which means the shenanigains abound!

Cashew stands over her latest kill.

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Sunday, January 17, 2016

#78 The Rho curse of Death!

Alludra and Ben discuss their own lack of news, zany antics and all the fun of raiding with a killer curse warlock 'on their side'.

Rho's sha disguise slipps off and we see him as he is! 

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Next show's team building: Jittery bow