Monday, October 9, 2017

#117 Sailor Alludra

Yup! I swore! Oops!!

Not even ashamed!!



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Monday, September 25, 2017

#116 You are Kitten Me

People won a contest! There's a new Kitten! And also fun!

A dancing kitty is most loved kitty!



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Congrats to our winners! @Mominatrix75, @Jebpad46 and @Ustarte2

Next Week's Team Building: Bumbling Hero

Boss Battles
Wildlife Protection Force (56, 53 in Highmountain)
Hungry Icefang
  • Pounce - The Hungry Icefang will pounce on your pet, dealing beast damage and dealing a bit more if the wolf attacks first.
  • Howl - A distant howl (which is what it says in the description.  Why is it distant, the wolf is right there?) frightens your pet, increasing the damage they take on the next attack by 100%.  It lasts 2 rounds.
  • Blistering Cold - Blistering cold will chill the air around your pet, causing them to be afflicted with Frostbite each round for 3 rounds.  Frostbite’s damage grows until the pet is swapped.  Blistering cold lasts for 4 rounds and persists through pet swaps.


Monday, September 4, 2017

#115 Uuna needs a puppy.

Hasn't she suffered enough? Also, we jump tracks this show. A lot.





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Tuesday, August 22, 2017

#114 The wacky cray cray episode

Alludra and Ben are thrilled to be back and having fun with all the things!

We didn't even get to have a murloc beach party!



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Ncxt show's team building: Cheesy Biscuits


Boss Battles
Tiny Poacher, Tiny Animals
Starts with Grixis Tinypop (41, 35 in Highmountain)

Gulp (it’s a frog):
  • Frog Kiss: Deals aquatic damage and has a 25% chance to transform the target into a frog for 1 round.  Damage increased each time it is used.
  • Mudslide: This ability will call down a mudslide, dealing critter damage and causing muddy weather for 9 rounds.  Muddy weather prevents any pet that enters the battlefield from swapping out for 3 rounds.
  • Swarm: Gulp will start a swarm, which causes critter damage.  When your pet is struck by the swarm, they take double damage for 2 rounds. Swarm continues for 3 rounds.

Egcellent (Grixis must have participated in Children’s week since he has his own Egbert):
  • Peck: Egcellent pokes your pet with a sharp beak, dealing flying damage.
  • Adrenaline Rush: This will deal critter damage and increased Egcellent’s speed by 75% for 3 rounds.
  • Feign Death: Egcellent will feign death (like the hunters do) and will avoid your attack.  This will also swap Egcellent out with the highest health pet.

Red Wire (Grixis also ran Siege of Orgrimmar and got himself a Blackfuse Bombling):
  • Zap:Red Wire will launch an electrical bolt at your pet dealing mechanical damage.
  • Flame Jet: This ability decimates your pet with fire dealing elemental damage.  It also has a 50% chance to ignite the area.  If the ground is ignited, the area will continue to burn your pet, dealing elemental damage each round for 3 rounds.
  • Armageddon: This brings on the armageddon, you better call Bruce Willis because this ablity deals mechanical damage to all of your pets and instantly kills Red Wire.  Using Armageddon will prevent Red Wire from activating Failsafe mechanisms.
  • A suggested team I found involved the Teroclaw Hatchling and Chrominius and any level 10+ pet for your leveling fun.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

#113 Boss Battles Theme

Ben proves that all compliments come way too soon!






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Next week's team building: Broken Bone


Monday, June 26, 2017

#112 Looking for Hugs

Ben has ideas about what constitutes a good hug.

This is not a great hug!


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 Next Pet Spotlight: Blue Mystery

Saturday, June 10, 2017

#111 Route 111

It is paved in song we hear!

What songs do you think Illipepe sings?
 




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Saturday, May 27, 2017

#110 The Fourth Dimension is Touch

Dimensions are weird okay? And we still don't have the hang of all of them.

Why this one and not the new one? Because I own this one!!



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Next Team Building: Uninterested Sports

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

#109 The Perpetual Birthday

Alludra and Ben discuss, at some point, the horrors of the perpetual birthday





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Saturday, April 22, 2017

#108 Ben Makes it Awkward

Ben has the skillz to make it all awkward, all the shows!

It's an old pic, but it checks out. 




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NO FURTHER CONTENT UNTIL BEN GIVES ME THE PASSWORD DANGIT!!

Sunday, April 9, 2017

#107 A Subsidairy of GemCo

Alludra and Ben hang out and talk pets and discuss their new sponsor!




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Next show's team building: Build your own micro holiday!

Monday, March 20, 2017

#106 Ben won't shut up

For once it's Alludra who can't get a word in edgewise.

It's just one of the best photos is all. 




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Monday, March 6, 2017

Monday, February 13, 2017

#104 The Alludra Tadpole

Alludra and Ben are silly people who discuss silly things in their silly way, this show.

No specific reason, I just like this pic



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Alludra feels crummy, notes coming later!

Monday, January 30, 2017

#103 Lil' Arthas

So many things happened this show, we can't really describe it here!

Love love love this! Whoever made it is our hero!



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Team Building Next episode: Dangerous Precedent

Boss Battles
Azsuna, Quest name: Size Doesn’t Matter (65,41)
Blottis (He looks like one of those giant Naga)

  • Poison Fang: This ability instantly deals beast damage and poisons your pet.  Your pet will continue to take elemental damage each round for 5 rounds.
  • Body Slam: Blottis will slam into your pet dealing humanoid damage to it, and also taking a bit of humanoid damage itself.
  • Rain Dance:  Rain dance will heal Blottis as well as increase his critical strike chance by 50% for 2 rounds.




Monday, January 16, 2017

#102 The Petnami

Alludra and Ben discuss the new patch and how to make a wave of pets! Not to be confused with making pets do the wave!

There are no survivors after a petnami.



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Next week's team building: Rainy Cabnet

Boss Battles:
Tiffany Nelson Dalaran.
Jinx (a spider):

  • Forboding Curse:This adds more damage to each attack against your pet and reduces your pet’s speed by 25%.  This lasts 4 rounds.
  • Brittle Webbing:This ability deals beast damage and coats your pet in brittle webbing, causing it to take beast damage each time you attack. This lasts 3 rounds.
  • Spiderling Swarm: Jinx will swarm your pet with spiderlings, dealing beast damage.  This will deal double damage if your pet is webbed.

Rocket (a moth):

  • Wild Winds: A sharp wind gust deals flying damage instantly and more flying damage every round for 2 rounds. This will persist through pet swaps.
  • Cyclone: Rocket will create a cyclone which has a 35% chance to deal flying damage to your team each round.  This ability lasts 5 rounds.
  • Nature’s Ward: This restores health every round for 5 rounds.  While healing, Rocket will be transformed into an Elemental type.

Marshmallow (a cat):

  • Pounce:Marshmallow will pounce on your pet, dealing beast damage.  It will deal extra beast damage if Marshmallow goes first.
  • Screech: This screech will frighten your pet, dealing beast damage and reducing your speed by 25% for 4 rounds.
  • Prowl:This ability will reduce Marshmallow’s speed by 30% and increases his damage of his next attack made within 2 rounds by 150%.


Zone spotlight:
Raid pets that have been put into Legion so far:

Emerald Nightmare:
Nightmare Whelpling - Ysondre
Dream Whelpling - Must defeat Xavius, then there are a few scattered about to catch.

Ulduar:
Magma rageling - Ignis the Furnace Master
Ironbound proto-Whelp - Razorscale
Runeforged Servitor - the iron dwarves fight
Sanctum cub - Auriaya
Winter rageling - hodir
Snaplasher - Freya
G0-R41-0N Ultratonk - Mimiron
Creeping tentacle - Yogg Saron

Trial of the Crusader 
Dreadmaw -Gormok the impaler, acidmaw & Dreadscale, Icehowl
Nerubian Swarmer - Anub’arak

Icecrown Citidel 
Boneshard - Lord Marrowgar
Blood boil - Deathbringer Surafang
Blightbreath - Professor Putricide
Soulbroken Whelpling - Sindrigosa (now in the running for new saddest pet)
Dredge Ghoul - Lickking
Wicked Soul - Licking